John Howard says that he won’t sacrifice Australia’s great economy on the altar of climate change. Our Dear Leader is shining a torch towards a future where we can all be at ease. But, but, has he considered the most pressing threat that our security faces? DoD consultants in America are planning for a guerilla war against the coming alien invasion. Can we really sleep soundly in our prosperity when space octopi might threaten our sacred way of life? Our great mates in the sprawling American defence complex are taking this possibility with the ominous seriousness it deserves. Could it be that our own man of steel is asleep at the wheel?